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Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 27th, 2009


Two
Hundred
Elegant

Gullible
Assholes
Molesting
Elephants

AAAAUGH!

OLOLOLOLO 100TH POST


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 27th, 2009


I can never really tell whether or not I am dreaming, since my dreams are so mundane, and nothing interesting happens. I may go bowling, I may play video games, I may watch TV, drink a soda, or sit in a chair. Just plain boring stuff.

But that's exactly it.

I already know that I'm doing boring stuff in my dreams, so I may know if I'm dreaming. And I plan on having a lucid dream.

Wish me luck.

My dreams seem so real.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 25th, 2009


I just beat Metroid: Zero Mission before ChickenGod.

And it was the first time I ever played it.

YEAH, FUCK YOU CHICKEN


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 23rd, 2009


In my computer Demographics class, I found one of my own drawings, and people added to it. I decided to draw a cock on it. I feel so proud.

In English, they were talking about some music award shit, and I heard the words "Lady Gaga." I instinctively stood up, and shouted "LADY GAGA HAS A DICK!" Everybody was staring at me. Then I said "You heard me." Then sat down.

At lunch, I made a throwing star out of notepad paper, and threw it at some kid. It bounced off his head and landed in a teachers mouth, and he thought it was the kid.

Also printed out this page from an Anti Twilight website, and in Social Studies, when my teacher was bragging about seeing New Moon, I interrupted her to read it, while mutilating a copy of Twilight. I then threw the empty cover at my teacher. The look on her face was hilarious. She gave me a detention. Didn't go. Almost every girl in school was mad at me. One dumped a garbage can on me. I then sniffed myself and said "Hm. I actually smell better." Then walked off.

Also, I got a new bowling ball today.

Today was quite fun.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 17th, 2009


I found a pair of headphones underneath on of the computers in the computer lab! Free new headphones!

Oh yeah! Free headphones!


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 15th, 2009


Close to 100 posts...

So...


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 10th, 2009


I signed up for the bowling club, and the first day was today.

The "Pro Bowler" kid kept trying to make me do straight throws until I told him "Fuck you and your pro bowling straight throwing shit," flipped him off, then threw a ball the went to the edge and kept running on it until it curved and got me a strike.

When they started playing 'Billy Jean' by Michael Jackson, I jumped on the approach, (The wooden board floor) Did a moonwalk, spun, then did a crotch grab and yelled "HEE HEE!"

Between the two games I tought my friend how to brain orgasm.

Well.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 8th, 2009


I CANT' STOOPP SHAKIN J


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 1st, 2009


When shall we have the wedding, dear?

TheSilverGuitar...


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - October 31st, 2009