In my computer Demographics class, I found one of my own drawings, and people added to it. I decided to draw a cock on it. I feel so proud.

In English, they were talking about some music award shit, and I heard the words "Lady Gaga." I instinctively stood up, and shouted "LADY GAGA HAS A DICK!" Everybody was staring at me. Then I said "You heard me." Then sat down.

At lunch, I made a throwing star out of notepad paper, and threw it at some kid. It bounced off his head and landed in a teachers mouth, and he thought it was the kid.

Also printed out this page from an Anti Twilight website, and in Social Studies, when my teacher was bragging about seeing New Moon, I interrupted her to read it, while mutilating a copy of Twilight. I then threw the empty cover at my teacher. The look on her face was hilarious. She gave me a detention. Didn't go. Almost every girl in school was mad at me. One dumped a garbage can on me. I then sniffed myself and said "Hm. I actually smell better." Then walked off.

Also, I got a new bowling ball today.