a million is actually pretty small. it's only like 7 numbers

My long lost Pokemon Fire Red cartridge.
I', crying tears of happiness.

wat do?

fight

Gettin' cozy on the futon.

I'm at the lobby, or whatever, waiting for my flight to be called.

This is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Seattle
In east Michigan born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all sniffin some mushrooms outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Seattle'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my gameboy on and said, 'I might as well beat it'. (cock)

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Pepsi out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Seattle living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is Seattle the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Sattle

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'DICKS' and it had balls in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Seattle'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Seattle

But seriously, I got in a fight, got expelled, and my parents are sending me to live with my Aunt and Uncle in Seattle.

I leave in about a week.

I manned up.

And finish OoT instead of pussying out at the Fire Temple.

Also, Looking for another ocarina.

The basics of today:

Made some bitch who likes me think of me as some sadistic sick fuck.

Successfully pick pocketed some guy's hat.

Made the DATASS face 4 times.

Reading a social studies text book, we found a picture of a bull, kid mistook it's dick for an utter.

A girl in social studies exclaimed that my hair was long. I facepalmed so hard I got a nosebleed.

Also I found my Nintendo 64.

Also, original Joe's drawing.

I found a pair of sunglasses the other day, and started carrying them around.

Today, someone was tripped, and he dropped everything he had, I stepped on his pencil case. He reacted by saying "You just my pencil case!"

This was a great opportunity. I took out my sunglasses.

"Looks like I..." I then unfolded them and put them on. "Cracked the case" I then walked away, and when I was out of sight, I yelled "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

'Twas fun.