a million is actually pretty small. it's only like 7 numbers
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Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 1st, 2010
This is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Seattle
In east Michigan born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all sniffin some mushrooms outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Seattle'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my gameboy on and said, 'I might as well beat it'. (cock)
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Pepsi out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Seattle living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is Seattle the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Sattle
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'DICKS' and it had balls in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Seattle'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Seattle
But seriously, I got in a fight, got expelled, and my parents are sending me to live with my Aunt and Uncle in Seattle.
I leave in about a week.
Posted by MyGuitarSticks - January 29th, 2010
The basics of today:
Made some bitch who likes me think of me as some sadistic sick fuck.
Successfully pick pocketed some guy's hat.
Made the DATASS face 4 times.
Reading a social studies text book, we found a picture of a bull, kid mistook it's dick for an utter.
A girl in social studies exclaimed that my hair was long. I facepalmed so hard I got a nosebleed.
Also I found my Nintendo 64.
Also, original Joe's drawing.
Posted by MyGuitarSticks - January 21st, 2010
I found a pair of sunglasses the other day, and started carrying them around.
Today, someone was tripped, and he dropped everything he had, I stepped on his pencil case. He reacted by saying "You just my pencil case!"
This was a great opportunity. I took out my sunglasses.
"Looks like I..." I then unfolded them and put them on. "Cracked the case" I then walked away, and when I was out of sight, I yelled "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"