This is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Seattle
In east Michigan born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all sniffin some mushrooms outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Seattle'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my gameboy on and said, 'I might as well beat it'. (cock)

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Pepsi out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Seattle living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is Seattle the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Sattle

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'DICKS' and it had balls in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Seattle'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Seattle

But seriously, I got in a fight, got expelled, and my parents are sending me to live with my Aunt and Uncle in Seattle.

I leave in about a week.