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Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 10th, 2009

I signed up for the bowling club, and the first day was today.

The "Pro Bowler" kid kept trying to make me do straight throws until I told him "Fuck you and your pro bowling straight throwing shit," flipped him off, then threw a ball the went to the edge and kept running on it until it curved and got me a strike.

When they started playing 'Billy Jean' by Michael Jackson, I jumped on the approach, (The wooden board floor) Did a moonwalk, spun, then did a crotch grab and yelled "HEE HEE!"

Between the two games I tought my friend how to brain orgasm.

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IFuckingSuck 2009-11-10 18:59:30

FUCK YOU

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-10 18:59:30

YES PLEASE

ChickenGod 2009-11-10 23:41:04

I TAUGHT MY FRIEND THE BRAIN ORGASM THING, HE DID IT ON THE BUS, AND ENDED UP WITH HIS FACE IN SOMEBODY'S CROTCH

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-10 23:41:04

IT WAS MY CROTCH

TheSilverGuitar 2009-11-11 08:47:41

I'll admit it, if I saw you doing the Michael Jackson thing in real life, I probably would have hit you.
lol

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-11 08:47:41

Yeah, everybody was staring at me when I was done.

RedStripedd 2009-11-12 06:41:47

Do you kids have any shame?

I would never ever do anything like that.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-12 06:41:47

No.

None.

AT ALL

9001 2009-11-12 14:49:31

how does brain orgasm?

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-12 14:49:31

Get in the squatting position, breathe heavily for 25 seconds, stand up really fast, then cover your mouth with your thumb and blow for 8 seconds. (Make sure no air comes out)

Blush 2009-11-12 21:32:00

Oh you silly kids, teaching brain orgasms.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-12 21:32:00

OH HEY, IT'S BLUSH

TheSilverGuitar 2009-11-13 05:08:39

BLUSH AND MGS?
ALL WE NEED IS SBR AND YOU ALL CAN HAVE A STEAMY 09'er ORGY

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-13 05:08:39

YES

ChickenGod 2009-11-13 23:38:44

I told my theater class about brain orgasming when the teacher was out of the room, and I told them not to do it, because he'll walk in, and see everybody but me crawling around on the floor laughing.

Some kid didn't hear me do that, and the teacher walked in, and the kid hurt his head from smashing it on the chair next to him.

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-13 23:38:44

HAHAHA

TheSilverGuitar 2009-11-14 10:49:44

SECKSY NEW PICTURE

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-14 10:49:44

INORITE?

METALHEAD01 2009-11-14 17:44:37

fuck Michael Jackson

MyGuitarSticks 2009-11-14 17:44:37

RIGHT IN THE LITTLE BOYS' ASS

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