How's shit been going?

So, I've been sick lately and haven't come on. So, what I miss?

So, it's been five days since I ordered my ocarina, and now it's finally here!

Now for a picture of it. Notice that I have The Triforce Of Sexyness.

So, my last post was about how Mary Blue broke, who I have gave a burial in my closet in a wooden box I got for my 10th birthday.

So, I have now ordered a new ocarina. When I ordered Mary Blue, the estimated time for her to come was 1 to 3 weeks, but I got her two days after I ordered. But I upgraded shipping this time. So, I should get it within a week. If it's like last time, who knows how short he time might be.

In other news: I found out I got unbanned from 4chan yesterday. And you know what that means: more pictures to torture you people.

Very little know about http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 52598/1 by http://speeling.newgrounds.com/, we've gathered quite a few people to play, and I was playing the ocarina, but my ocarina (The one I call Cary Blue) broke while I was trying to get something out of the mouth piece. So, I probably won't be able to play unless I get a new ocarina.

In other news, I have gotten over 4chan. But now, I have been addicted to another image board as 7chan. I am once again fucked. Although, I haven't gone to their Random board since the flashing backround is too fucking annoying.

Now for a picture that I found quite hilarious.

You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.

Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.

Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 mins, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.

The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.

Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."

Pretty interesting, eh?

For my ocarina.

I don't know how well it will go, but we'll see later on. (If I actually finish and submit it, that is)

Here's Cary Blue (My ocarina) after a good polishing.

And I have no place to get my hilarious pictures, since I've been banned from 4chan.

I guess I'll have to find another image board like it.

Until then, I'll have to make do with what I got now.

THE GAME.

So yeah, I got banned from 4chan.

I tried to kill them but... I took of picture of what they said.

I mean, c'mon it's fucking impossible to kill them now.

I just visited a Stare Dad comic thread on /b/.

Now here's one of my many hilarious harvest.