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Here's what happened to me today.

Posted by MyGuitarSticks - April 29th, 2009


You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.

Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.

Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 mins, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.

The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.

Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."

Pretty interesting, eh?

Here's what happened to me today.


Comments

1. Bullshit
2. Your last day of school is in April?

KAWPEEPAWSTUH

Lolwut

Did you get it yet?

Wow, that's a shit copy pasta then.

Yeah. Got it from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Yeah, took me a while haha.

The Game.

When I said "took me a while," I meant the part about you saying it was a copy pasta. It took me a while to decipher the misspelling.

Oh, lol.

What a deep and moving story

Yes, I know.

Me response before the last few words: Pics or it didn't happen.

Response now...FUNNIEST THING EVER.

on /b/ I saw a wincest thread, and of course I click on it without hesitation. It's a story of a guy who eventually receives fellatio from his sister.

This is how I remember it.

I was taking a shower when I hear my sister walk in the door. She barged in, and opened the shower curtains, and was awestruck by my cock. She probably had never seen one before, and was very interested in it. I showed her what she could do with my dick, and how to give a good blow job. What I did was, I told her that there was a game you could play with it. The sister was supposed to make the white gooey liquid to come out, and the brother was supposed to hold it in. When the brother eventually came, the sister saw the look on his face and remarked, "Why are you so happy, when YOU JUST LOST THE GAME?"

That is the most epic response in this blog yet.

WINCEST YOU SAY? SOUNDS INTERESTING.

I wish I could of seen it, but I'm still banned for another 9 days.

Holy shit, I just figured out that it works two ways.

Yeah well, SpaceCataz!

I came.

who the fuck wants to get their dicked sucked in front of friends? Everyone would be thinking "haha my dicks bigger". cool story though lol

Red the first word of each paragraph.

That's what you're supposed to do.

Also, I copy and pasted it.

I know but I was just sayin... Idk man I was high when I read it.

On what? Cuz I need some.

"You Just Lost The Game"

lol

Dammit, you made me lose.

I was high on weed

I'm gonna need some of that...

If your in TN i'll give you my dealers number.

No.

nvm your 14 lol

That's as far as you know.

I could probably be 36 and you wouldn't know.

Well the only 30 year old I know on newgrounds is psycho goldfish and tom fulp.

That you know.

I was jokiing about the number anyway lol

I could tell.