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Posted by MyGuitarSticks - October 5th, 2009


I just got home from school, pulled a coke out of my vending machine, went downstairs to relax, when all of a sudden, the phone rang I picked it up.

They started talking about some driver's insurance, when an idea of epic proportions popped into my mind.

I exclaimed "YO, ALLSTATE, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, N IMA LET YA FINISH, BUT PROGRESSIVE HAS THE BEST DRIVER'S INSURANCE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!!"

Then they hung up.

Then I walked off feeling accomplished.

So Allstate called me today.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - October 3rd, 2009


I will one day get a custom made katana with a revolver for a hand gaurd.

This post was made out of boredom.

It is decided...


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - September 29th, 2009


Presley.

But I love TheSilverGuitar more.

I LOVE YOU ELVIS


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - September 19th, 2009


My dad just got a vending machine from a friend who bought a building.

I just finished helping cleaning out the garage.

Also, PEW PEW PEW

Awesome.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - September 14th, 2009


So, today at school; as soon as I walked into first period, I said "Yay, we're back in school!" Like I actually meant it. That's when a kid walked up to me and said "You fucking nerd." To which I replied to with "... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

My English teacher still thinks my name is Salvatore, now everyone's in on it.

I made a The Game shirt like Chicken, a few people actually knew what it meant and told me to die in a fire.

In 5th period, I got into a debate with a feminist, which is what she calls herself, who thinks that people only voted for Obama because he's black, and not McCain because Sarah Palin was a woman. She ends up calling me a homo, I call her a hetero, she gets angry and lightly kicks me in the crotch, b ecause she's too much of a pussy to actually hurt anything. She turns around feeling all accomplished, until she feels Pumas (Which happen to have somewhat dull rubber spikes on the toe) in her cunt

I got a detention, skipped it.

WHAT?! I CAN'T MAKE A SERIOUS POST FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE?!

... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - September 13th, 2009


I was at Kalahari for the weekend.

I won a pair of nunchaku, and a DS Lite.

Pretty good.

SHORT UNDETAILED POSTS FTW

Also, post 71.

Hey.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - September 8th, 2009


It was pretty meh.

Got really tired.

I used Chicken's Salvatore Hankypants thing for my English teacher's name tag policy thing. Now she actually thinks my name is Salvatore.

I share a lot of classes with my friends.

Not all bad.

Also, I'd fucking kill someone to have the cat this picture.

Just got back from school.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - September 7th, 2009


Let's see how it goes.

Gotta go back to school tomorrow.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - September 3rd, 2009


WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A FULL MOVIE ON THE GOD DAMN INTERNET?!!!

You know, I once tried to search for Kill Bill, and you know what I got? A Team episodes. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?!!!

WHY?!!!


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - September 1st, 2009


I got banned from the BBS for posting that Offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Even though I posted it a week ago.

Screencap tiemz

Yay, banned again!