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I just got home from school, pulled a coke out of my vending machine, went downstairs to relax, when all of a sudden, the phone rang I picked it up.
They started talking about some driver's insurance, when an idea of epic proportions popped into my mind.
I exclaimed "YO, ALLSTATE, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, N IMA LET YA FINISH, BUT PROGRESSIVE HAS THE BEST DRIVER'S INSURANCE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!!"
Then they hung up.
Then I walked off feeling accomplished.
I will one day get a custom made katana with a revolver for a hand gaurd.
This post was made out of boredom.
My dad just got a vending machine from a friend who bought a building.
I just finished helping cleaning out the garage.
Also, PEW PEW PEW
So, today at school; as soon as I walked into first period, I said "Yay, we're back in school!" Like I actually meant it. That's when a kid walked up to me and said "You fucking nerd." To which I replied to with "... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
My English teacher still thinks my name is Salvatore, now everyone's in on it.
I made a The Game shirt like Chicken, a few people actually knew what it meant and told me to die in a fire.
In 5th period, I got into a debate with a feminist, which is what she calls herself, who thinks that people only voted for Obama because he's black, and not McCain because Sarah Palin was a woman. She ends up calling me a homo, I call her a hetero, she gets angry and lightly kicks me in the crotch, b ecause she's too much of a pussy to actually hurt anything. She turns around feeling all accomplished, until she feels Pumas (Which happen to have somewhat dull rubber spikes on the toe) in her cunt
I got a detention, skipped it.
WHAT?! I CAN'T MAKE A SERIOUS POST FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE?!
I was at Kalahari for the weekend.
I won a pair of nunchaku, and a DS Lite.
SHORT UNDETAILED POSTS FTW
Also, post 71.
It was pretty meh.
Got really tired.
I used Chicken's Salvatore Hankypants thing for my English teacher's name tag policy thing. Now she actually thinks my name is Salvatore.
I share a lot of classes with my friends.
Not all bad.
Also, I'd fucking kill someone to have the cat this picture.
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A FULL MOVIE ON THE GOD DAMN INTERNET?!!!
You know, I once tried to search for Kill Bill, and you know what I got? A Team episodes. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?!!!
I got banned from the BBS for posting that Offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Even though I posted it a week ago.