I just got home from school, pulled a coke out of my vending machine, went downstairs to relax, when all of a sudden, the phone rang I picked it up.

They started talking about some driver's insurance, when an idea of epic proportions popped into my mind.

I exclaimed "YO, ALLSTATE, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, N IMA LET YA FINISH, BUT PROGRESSIVE HAS THE BEST DRIVER'S INSURANCE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!!"

Then they hung up.

Then I walked off feeling accomplished.