On Friday, nothing really happened during school hours. But they were doing some after school party, and thought that this could make my day memorable.

I put all of my shit in my locker, then went to the gym, where most of the party was. They were playing shitty hip hop and rap music. I got a drink and left to see what else was going on.

I went to the choir room to find that they were doing karaoke. I searched the song list to see if there was anything good. I found Bohemian Rhapsody and signed up.

It was a total disaster, most likely because I've had some phlegm stuck in my throat for the past few months, the mic was so fucking sensitive, and they had this shitty cd player. After I finished, I threw the mic in the air and ran like it was a fucking grenade. I got about a meter down the hall before the mic hit the ground and caused an explosion of feedback. My ears rang like a church bell on motherfucking Christmas.

They apparently had a game room with games like Battleship, Jenga, and Twister. I jumped and slid across the Jenga table and yelled "MOTHERFUCKING JENGA" Then I found some friends and we played Texas Hold 'Em. I put on my pokerface, which was basically my jacket worn backwards with the hood up. One of my firneds was singing "Pokerface". I bluffed the whole time. I won.

I decided to get some homework done. Some trend whore girl who must gave noticed me doing my homework, and offered to give me a handjob for it. Either she didn't know how fucking terrible I was in Science, or was just plain retarded. Either way, I accepted.

We went into a bathroom and went into a stall. She took off her shirt, pulled out my womb filler and got to work. I expected her to comment on the curve, or the fact that I wasn't fully circumcised. She didn't say a word. In about 10 minutes I felt the jizz building up, And here comes the great part, when I came, it shot right in her eye. Before she could scream, I slapped her with my homework, pulled up my pants, got out of the stall and shut the door. I then climbed up to the top of the door and used this function on my phone that took a picture every half second. (Which I had set up for 10 pictures before hand) I dropped down and yelled "ALSO, FACIAL" on the way out. Everybody looked at me running out of the bathroom with my fly down, and with my belt in my hand.

I went back to the game (OH SHI-) room and started sending the pictures to everyone in the school. Which probably got around pretty quickly, because everyone was giggling and staring out there cell phones. This was probably the greatest achievement in my life.

I went back to the gym and got another drink. I then went back to the game room and started playing 5 Card Draw with a few people. They were talking about the pictures of the girl. I was smiling so much that they thought I had an awesome hand and folded.

I went back to my locker to get my stuff and leave. On the way to the bike rack, I saw the girl, carrying my fail homework, and a mixture of my jizz and her tears falling out of her eyes. The Devil and The Angel on my shoulder congratulated me. I got to my bike and left.

My Friday was cash.

inb4 p0st teh pix lolololol