Today, I wondered why so many kids were such brats. That's when I figured it out.

The parents.

Almost all of them are fucking pushovers, who say that when they were kids that their parents would beat them if they got out of line. But they don't want to do that to their kids because they don't want them to go through that "Torture".

I will not take my own life, instead, I will get married, have children, and be the most stern father that I could fucking be. I will discipline my child(ren), whip them with my belt if they ever talk back to me, and make sure that they do so with their child(ren)

And on my death bed, I will tell my child(ren) that I did it all so I could set an example for future generations.

And now I must ask something...

TheSilverGuitar, will you marry me?