And my dad went out and got me a snubnosed revolver.
But he was a bastard and got me a toy one that shot corks.
I spent the rest of that day shooting him with corks.
I also found an old pair of drumsticks in my basement.
HOLOCAUST DOESN'T EXIST SINCE THERE IS NO PORN OF IT
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WE NEED TO START A BAND LIKE TOTALLY
Dibs on bass
I CALL BA- Dammit.
Chicken should be the onstage stripper, and I'll be the guitarist who's always getting wasted and then ends up blowing his own head off during a concert.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
I yelled that out once, when a group of stereotypical emos walked by, and they all freaked out, and started bitching at how I'm 'ignorant.'
I call primary song writer.
HAHA NOW YOU'RE ALL STUCK WITH MEDIOCRITY!
LOLOLOLOL
I told this one to one of my friends:
"What colour are Kurt Cobain's eyes?
.
.
.
Blue. One blew one way and one blew the other"
And he got right mad, he did.
LOLOLOLOL
I love Nirvana, but I love pissing off people that claim to like Nirvana.
Plus, the Nirvana zealots piss the living fuck out of me.
Meh, never really liked Nirvana, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN 75im_us4k made me cum for three hours straight.
HOLY SHIT.
That mashup is amazing.
I KNOW
ChickenGod
I read "shooting him with corks" as "Shooting him with cocks"
MyGuitarSticks
I giggled like a little schoolgirl when I read that.