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Have you ever...

Posted by MyGuitarSticks - October 16th, 2009


Found food in your teeth that you haven't eaten in over a year?

Have you ever...


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In a few days, yes.
But contrary to the rest of my body, I take pretty good care of my teeth.

Today, I found a bean from a green bean that was stuck in my gums.

I haven't had green beans in a year.

THEY ARE DELICIOUS

INDEED

TAKE OFF YOUR DRESS AND

SEND IT TO MEEEEE

kay hon

I've found food in other places of my body that I hadn't seen in over a year.

Awesome.

I masturbated to that picture. Than I hid in a corner for over an hour because I'm extremely afraid of spiders.

OMFG SPIDARZ IZ CREEPEH

I'm somewhat hygienic sometimes, and other times, I can't tell whether it's been a week, or two weeks since I've last showered.

This made me giggle like a schoolgirl.

We should roleplay.
I'll be the horny priest, you be the giggling school girl.

I WISH TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL

My hair smells worse when I wash it.

Pubic hair, that is.

BUT YOUR PUBIC HAIR ALWAYS SMELLS GUUD

LETTERMAN IS GREAT

I DON'T CARE FOR HIM.

HOW ABOUT COLBERT

I DON'T CARE FOR ANY OF THEM

Stephen Colbert is alright, but I prefer Jon Stewart.

It's funny because they're both practically the same thing...but that's the point of it isn't it?

Cocks.

Colbert > Letterman > Conan > Stewart > Leno > Fallon

As far as current talk show hosts go.

Cocks.

WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS ABOUT GENITALS WITH YOU

Me and my friends like to yell that at each other when we're part of a large crowd.

BECAUSE IT'S WHAT I SAY WHEN I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO RESPOND WITH