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    JESUS CHRIST, MY HAND!!!

    Posted by MyGuitarSticks - October 11th, 2009


    So, my friend came over to my house for the night, an we were fucking around with some stuff we found in the basement, and he went on my laptop, and found a trick where you fill a soda can with the gas from a butane lighter. He filled it up with gas, but there were two problems.

    1.) He couldn't light it, because of the child safety thing.
    2.) He was to much of a pussy to do it.

    I took the lighter from him, lit it, put it near the opening of the can.

    "KKKSSSSHHHH" "JESUS CHRIST!!!"

    The lighter and can flew out of my hands, as soon as that jet of fire covered my hand.

    I ran to the bathroom and ran my hand under cold water.

    Hours later, my dad came home from work, saw my hand in a bag filled with cold water. started yelling, took the lighter, and got his aloe Vera lotion.

    I started chasing my friend around, while yelling obscenities at him.

    And now I have blisters on my hand.

    JESUS CHRIST, MY HAND!!!


    Comments

    dude, you gotta use lubricant when you masturbate, or shit like this happens

    Yes, ma'am.

    Lololololo

    No.

    OH SHIT

    Sounds rough mayne

    Meh, it doesn't hurt unless I press hard on it.

    Also, I am angreh at FurryOwlet.

    I do that flamethrower trick all the time.

    Also if the can was cracked it would fuck your hand.

    Also THERE'S BLISTERS ON ME FINGAHS

    lolBeatles

    THERE'S BLISTERS ON ME PINGAS

    PINGAS SOUNDS LIKE PENIS

    WHAT IMPOSSIBLE LOL

    STAR FOX 64 IS A FUN GAME.

    READ THE LAST WORD OF THAT SENTENCE CAREFULLY.

    HET GMEA

    UNSCRAMBLE THE WORDS

    Don't ever use The Beatles name in vain.

    srsly.

    ay.

    WEH BIGGAH DAN JEEZUS DONCHA NO

    It took me a while to figure out what that meant.

    Mega E-H-T?

    NO FAIL LOL YOU LOSE THE GAME