So, my friend came over to my house for the night, an we were fucking around with some stuff we found in the basement, and he went on my laptop, and found a trick where you fill a soda can with the gas from a butane lighter. He filled it up with gas, but there were two problems.
1.) He couldn't light it, because of the child safety thing.
2.) He was to much of a pussy to do it.
I took the lighter from him, lit it, put it near the opening of the can.
"KKKSSSSHHHH" "JESUS CHRIST!!!"
The lighter and can flew out of my hands, as soon as that jet of fire covered my hand.
I ran to the bathroom and ran my hand under cold water.
Hours later, my dad came home from work, saw my hand in a bag filled with cold water. started yelling, took the lighter, and got his aloe Vera lotion.
I started chasing my friend around, while yelling obscenities at him.
And now I have blisters on my hand.
Kinsei
dude, you gotta use lubricant when you masturbate, or shit like this happens
MyGuitarSticks
Yes, ma'am.