So today, because I had nothing better to do, I went over my friend's house. When I got there he told me he wanted to show me something.

He took me up to his room, and he had his guinea pigs on a shoebox with blankets, and he had a deck of cards on the floor.

I had no idea what was going on. He shuffled the deck and pulled out 10 cards. He held 5 cards to one, she pulled out a 2 cards, he got her 2 cards, and she got a Full House.

He held the other five to his other one, she pulled out one, he got her a card, and she had a 4 of a kind.

My friend's guinea pigs can play poker.

THIS IS WIN.