Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had a serious news post.
And I don't plan on having one.
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Posted by MyGuitarSticks - August 22nd, 2009
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had a serious news post.
And I don't plan on having one.
LOL 2 LAET
Not if we... GO BACK IN TIME!!! *Epic super hero cartoon like music*
TO THE TIMEMOBILE!!!!
My time machine is broken.
YOU FUCKER, YOU BROKE IT
DUUUN DUUUN DUUUUUUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUN!
(Back To The Future Theme Song)
I never saw Back To The Future.
We gotta repair the flux capacitor.
I didn't pay you to quote movies.
Now get sucking.
That would totally fuck with my mind if you did. You're the comic relief, Michael.
Kay, Elvis.
I'm Joe.
But you already knew that.
Who the fuck's Joe?
We could throw fruit at it?
Yes.
Why's Salvatore saying that?
You know damn well your name is Salvatore Buckley Hankypants, Chicken.
At first I was like "Huh?" then I remember Chicken saying something about getting kids at his school to call him that.
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That would be a shit journey.
Just realising you were in the same place you started would be a major kick in the balls.
Unless you're going to THE FUCKING MOON!!!!!!
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ChickenGod
I want to try that. I'm going to go steal a Boeing 747, also get a giant treadmill, and try this.
MyGuitarSticks
And I'll be the terrorist that hijacks it, kills you, then crashes it into the World Trade Center.