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BigDickMcgee @MyGuitarSticks

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Ok.

Yep.

We do that all the time

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You seem to have an unhealthy preoccupation with seamen

semen*

Also, it's perfectly healthy.

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS
EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME

YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY

Yeah, I'm pretty ashamed to know that song.

The chorus is the only part I remember.

Also, I like it.

That song is pretty catchy, but only slightly, I wouldn't listen to it on purpose.

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

JIZZROLLED

;) so much win.

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Win tastes like Silver's cock.

Silver's cawk tastes like dog shit, which I find sexy.

And which I find a delicious delicacy.

Penis?

OH EM EFF JEH WHERE

Cock? Since when have I had one of those?

Then what was that thing sticking a mile out of your crotch?

A blister, I swear

Then wouldn't it have popped when I cut it?

It did, why do you think it sprayed everywhere?

I thought that was supposed to do that.

Sticks, you silly silly male.

But I'm a transvestite. :(

You must have a fucking baby pussy because I didn't see an vag.

I got it today.

surgeries olololololololo

Open wide <3

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hey if you want to hear a funny joke, comment on my new post.

GET OFF NEWGROUNDS YOU COCK SUCKING SHITHEAD