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Well.

Posted by MyGuitarSticks - November 10th, 2009


I signed up for the bowling club, and the first day was today.

The "Pro Bowler" kid kept trying to make me do straight throws until I told him "Fuck you and your pro bowling straight throwing shit," flipped him off, then threw a ball the went to the edge and kept running on it until it curved and got me a strike.

When they started playing 'Billy Jean' by Michael Jackson, I jumped on the approach, (The wooden board floor) Did a moonwalk, spun, then did a crotch grab and yelled "HEE HEE!"

Between the two games I tought my friend how to brain orgasm.

Well.


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FUCK YOU

YES PLEASE

I TAUGHT MY FRIEND THE BRAIN ORGASM THING, HE DID IT ON THE BUS, AND ENDED UP WITH HIS FACE IN SOMEBODY'S CROTCH

IT WAS MY CROTCH

I'll admit it, if I saw you doing the Michael Jackson thing in real life, I probably would have hit you.
lol

Yeah, everybody was staring at me when I was done.

Do you kids have any shame?

I would never ever do anything like that.

No.

None.

AT ALL

how does brain orgasm?

Get in the squatting position, breathe heavily for 25 seconds, stand up really fast, then cover your mouth with your thumb and blow for 8 seconds. (Make sure no air comes out)

Oh you silly kids, teaching brain orgasms.

OH HEY, IT'S BLUSH

BLUSH AND MGS?
ALL WE NEED IS SBR AND YOU ALL CAN HAVE A STEAMY 09'er ORGY

YES

I told my theater class about brain orgasming when the teacher was out of the room, and I told them not to do it, because he'll walk in, and see everybody but me crawling around on the floor laughing.

Some kid didn't hear me do that, and the teacher walked in, and the kid hurt his head from smashing it on the chair next to him.

HAHAHA

SECKSY NEW PICTURE

INORITE?

fuck Michael Jackson

RIGHT IN THE LITTLE BOYS' ASS