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So Allstate called me today.

Posted by MyGuitarSticks - October 5th, 2009


I just got home from school, pulled a coke out of my vending machine, went downstairs to relax, when all of a sudden, the phone rang I picked it up.

They started talking about some driver's insurance, when an idea of epic proportions popped into my mind.

I exclaimed "YO, ALLSTATE, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, N IMA LET YA FINISH, BUT PROGRESSIVE HAS THE BEST DRIVER'S INSURANCE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!!"

Then they hung up.

Then I walked off feeling accomplished.

So Allstate called me today.


Comments

MICHAEL.
STOP.
STOP DOING THESE EPIC THINGS.

MY URETHRA IS STARTING TO HURT.

You get used to it.

TUWLOL

TWOLLU

I GOTTA AGREE WITH ELVIS.

I CAME SO HARD THAT MY COMPUTER EXPLODED.

I feel so epic.