So, today at school; as soon as I walked into first period, I said "Yay, we're back in school!" Like I actually meant it. That's when a kid walked up to me and said "You fucking nerd." To which I replied to with "... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
My English teacher still thinks my name is Salvatore, now everyone's in on it.
I made a The Game shirt like Chicken, a few people actually knew what it meant and told me to die in a fire.
In 5th period, I got into a debate with a feminist, which is what she calls herself, who thinks that people only voted for Obama because he's black, and not McCain because Sarah Palin was a woman. She ends up calling me a homo, I call her a hetero, she gets angry and lightly kicks me in the crotch, b ecause she's too much of a pussy to actually hurt anything. She turns around feeling all accomplished, until she feels Pumas (Which happen to have somewhat dull rubber spikes on the toe) in her cunt
I got a detention, skipped it.
WHAT?! I CAN'T MAKE A SERIOUS POST FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE?!
ChickenGod
"until she feels Pumas (Which happen to have somewhat dull rubber spikes on the toe) in her cunt"
fucking win.
I love how sexist people are...'O EM GEE, JOO CAINT HEET GURLS'
MyGuitarSticks
She was too busy crying on the floor to say anything of the sorts.