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BigDickMcgee @MyGuitarSticks

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MY FUCKING TOOTH!!!

Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 28th, 2009


Okay, so I was on the NG forums and all of a sudden, I tasted something familiar, then I realised it was blood. I felt all over my mouth with my tounge, and I found the blood on my second premolar, then I pushed it a little and noticed it was cracked. I went to the bathroom to look at it. Now here's a conversation that happened at this moment:

Me: AW FUCK!
Brother: WHAT IS IT?!
Me: MY TOOTH JUST CRACKED! (We're yelling because our rooms are practically sound proof)
Brother: *Walks out of his room* What?
Me: Look. *Stretches lip so he can see*.

That's all I'm gonna bore you with so basically, my tooth is cracked, I'm going to the orthodontist to get braces, and probably get my tooth pulled, and pieces of my tooth are falling out as I type.

O EM JEH NOO TAWPIK!!!1!111!1one1!!1eleven!!one hundred one:
Tom has a kid... How come I never heard about this 'til it was born?

I feel so out of the loop. *Sigh* That's what I get for being an '09er... Oh shit, I shouldn't of mentioned that. *Gets flammed and harassed by people who have been here for more than a year*

MY FUCKING TOOTH!!!


Comments

I hope He pulls out the wrong tooth and charges U 4 both teeth

You're hoping for the wrong thing, my good sir.

Also, learn how to type.

Its,"computer slang"4=for,Durr

We don't use no cumpooter sleng 'round deese heer parts.

I'm getting braces as well, in a week.
Strange.

Yeah, and I don't want no bitching about your spacers here. Got it?

there's nothing wrong with braces dude

... I never said anything was wrong about braces. I think you need some glasses, my good sir.

Also,
That was before I signed up, or even clicked on that NewGrounds link.

You're my favourite noob.

Whachu call meh you sumabitch?!

Wait, really? Tonight I'm gonna get the really good BDSM equipment.

Also, I've adjusted to the spacers.
And make sure the leather in the BDSM equipment is animal-hide free.
You know, the good organic shit.

That's good.
Yup, that's it.
Yes, I know.

Those 3 lines could've probably been used during sexual intercourse. LOL.

Very bland sex, at that.

True...