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I just got home from school, pulled a coke out of my vending machine, went downstairs to relax, when all of a sudden, the phone rang I picked it up.

They started talking about some driver's insurance, when an idea of epic proportions popped into my mind.

I exclaimed "YO, ALLSTATE, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, N IMA LET YA FINISH, BUT PROGRESSIVE HAS THE BEST DRIVER'S INSURANCE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!!"

Then they hung up.

Then I walked off feeling accomplished.

So Allstate called me today.


It is decided...

2009-10-03 19:29:07 by MyGuitarSticks

I will one day get a custom made katana with a revolver for a hand gaurd.

This post was made out of boredom.

It is decided...


I LOVE YOU ELVIS

2009-09-29 15:56:58 by MyGuitarSticks

Presley.

But I love TheSilverGuitar more.

I LOVE YOU ELVIS


Awesome.

2009-09-19 14:40:08 by MyGuitarSticks

My dad just got a vending machine from a friend who bought a building.

I just finished helping cleaning out the garage.

Also, PEW PEW PEW

Awesome.


... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2009-09-14 17:13:41 by MyGuitarSticks

So, today at school; as soon as I walked into first period, I said "Yay, we're back in school!" Like I actually meant it. That's when a kid walked up to me and said "You fucking nerd." To which I replied to with "... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

My English teacher still thinks my name is Salvatore, now everyone's in on it.

I made a The Game shirt like Chicken, a few people actually knew what it meant and told me to die in a fire.

In 5th period, I got into a debate with a feminist, which is what she calls herself, who thinks that people only voted for Obama because he's black, and not McCain because Sarah Palin was a woman. She ends up calling me a homo, I call her a hetero, she gets angry and lightly kicks me in the crotch, b ecause she's too much of a pussy to actually hurt anything. She turns around feeling all accomplished, until she feels Pumas (Which happen to have somewhat dull rubber spikes on the toe) in her cunt

I got a detention, skipped it.

WHAT?! I CAN'T MAKE A SERIOUS POST FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE?!

... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Hey.

2009-09-13 18:03:26 by MyGuitarSticks

I was at Kalahari for the weekend.

I won a pair of nunchaku, and a DS Lite.

Pretty good.

SHORT UNDETAILED POSTS FTW

Also, post 71.

Hey.


Just got back from school.

2009-09-08 15:58:43 by MyGuitarSticks
Updated

It was pretty meh.

Got really tired.

I used Chicken's Salvatore Hankypants thing for my English teacher's name tag policy thing. Now she actually thinks my name is Salvatore.

I share a lot of classes with my friends.

Not all bad.

Also, I'd fucking kill someone to have the cat this picture.

Just got back from school.



Let's see how it goes.

Gotta go back to school tomorrow.


WHY?!!!

2009-09-03 17:56:12 by MyGuitarSticks

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A FULL MOVIE ON THE GOD DAMN INTERNET?!!!

You know, I once tried to search for Kill Bill, and you know what I got? A Team episodes. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?!!!

WHY?!!!


Yay, banned again!

2009-09-01 06:56:45 by MyGuitarSticks
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I got banned from the BBS for posting that Offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Even though I posted it a week ago.

Screencap tiemz

Yay, banned again!