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Posted by MyGuitarSticks - April 5th, 2009


I found out about him on the very day I clicked on that God forsaken NewGrounds link, and I just decided to start watching him today, and I've already watched every single one made. I found it hilarious.

I've also been watching/playing shows/games of NewGrounds stars like Pico, Dad 'n Me, The Awesome series, you know, the works.

Okay, you guys probably don't know about this (Unless you carefuly read my post that was on April Fools Day) but I'm writing a book, and I decided to tell you guys now because I just read ChickenGod's short story, which is pretty good, by the way.

YAY, IT'S MY 20TH POST!!!

Now for a random picture that I found on 4Chan. Completely related.

I've really been into Foamy lately.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - April 4th, 2009


God damn 4Chan

A picture.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - April 1st, 2009


Calls and threatens to bomb and burn a Michiganian Middle School as a April Fools Day prank? Goddamn Sirtom93.

Now I left all my shit at school, but the good thing is that I don't have any homework.

I'm also sort of scared to be on my laptop right now. My friend told me that his computer has some sort of 'Aprils Fools Day Virus'. It completely messes up your computer and deletes all of your files. And if I have to re-write a book I'm working on, I'm going to kill someone.

It might be a prank, but just incase. DO NOT DOWNLOAD ANYTHING UNTIL TOMORROW!!!!!

How do you think the inventor of the internet is feeling right now?

What kind of jackoff...


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 31st, 2009


Friends
TheSIlverGuitar
ChickenGod

Aquaintinces
9001
RedStripedd

Enemies
Anyone who isn't in the above lists

Friends  I've made on NG since I've been here


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 30th, 2009


AND THEY FUCKING HURT!!!

Got them gold, braces and wire, and I got the bands black and blue.

Here's a pic (Sorry for the shitty quality)

I just got my braces.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 29th, 2009


It was pretty good. I'd give it a 3 1/2 out of 5.

Now for a joke:

I sell propane and propane accesories and I'll tell you what

I just saw 12 Rounds


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 28th, 2009


A picture that I made, and then was requested by one of my friends: 9001 (wasn't he once DanTheBard?)

A picture


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 28th, 2009


Okay, so I was on the NG forums and all of a sudden, I tasted something familiar, then I realised it was blood. I felt all over my mouth with my tounge, and I found the blood on my second premolar, then I pushed it a little and noticed it was cracked. I went to the bathroom to look at it. Now here's a conversation that happened at this moment:

Me: AW FUCK!
Brother: WHAT IS IT?!
Me: MY TOOTH JUST CRACKED! (We're yelling because our rooms are practically sound proof)
Brother: *Walks out of his room* What?
Me: Look. *Stretches lip so he can see*.

That's all I'm gonna bore you with so basically, my tooth is cracked, I'm going to the orthodontist to get braces, and probably get my tooth pulled, and pieces of my tooth are falling out as I type.

O EM JEH NOO TAWPIK!!!1!111!1one1!!1eleven!!one hundred one:
Tom has a kid... How come I never heard about this 'til it was born?

I feel so out of the loop. *Sigh* That's what I get for being an '09er... Oh shit, I shouldn't of mentioned that. *Gets flammed and harassed by people who have been here for more than a year*

MY FUCKING TOOTH!!!


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 28th, 2009


Title says all.

For me, when I was 7 I was playing in a park and a skunk walked by and a kid took it in as a pet.

I always wondered what happened to that skunk.

But I have to say...

Tell the weirdest thing you've ever seen.


Posted by MyGuitarSticks - March 27th, 2009


I'm using too much interwebz slang.

O EM JEE I IZ BOARD!!!